I saw The Coug in a movie theater once. It was past 10pm and he was wearing shades in the arcade. Arms crossed. He could have been smoking a cig, too, and no one would have really cared.
Me: omg omg The Coug you guys The Coug is in the arcade
Friend: omg omg be cool BE COOL
everyone: walks slowly and pretends not to stare
I wonder what he was there to see….
Oh, by the way, his ex-wife had an affair with the dude who runs the Farmers Market in Bloomington. For shame, Elaine Irwin. For shame.
Tuesday May 15 09:03pmAnonymous asked: Mick jones is really not ugly
People.
You are taking things literally when you shouldn’t. This is a rock and roll appreciation blog that started as a joke.
I hope you all know this…. and for those of you who get it, THANK YOU.
Monday May 14 08:44pmI went to SXSW in March. I saw this guy and it only reaffirmed that rock and roll is great, but nothing can touch real soul music.
Choose.
Tuesday May 8 10:31pmAnonymous asked: what do you think about keith moon? isn't he wonderful?
This is when I’d post “Baby Don’t You Do It,” but since I can’t, I’ll just leave this here again.
YES GURL HE IS WONDERFUL.
Tuesday May 8 10:27pmthe best there ever was and ever will be.
No one can touch this.
Happy Birthday to the most beautiful man ever, of all time, in the whole wide world. (This is not up for discussion.)
Just please watch this, if only to better your understanding of things that are good.
Look, I’m working full time now so I can’t be spending the majority of my day making Tommy GIFs. I’d love to, but I can’t.
But anyway, the point of this post is to let you know that there are zero, I mean absolutely NO posts on Tumblr tagged with:
- Robert Plant’s bulge.
Someone fix this. I want to track that tag but it doesn’t EXIST.
Also, I’ve decided that if I ever form a band I will name it Plant’s Pants.
Goodnight.
Thursday Oct 6 10:10pm
